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Intelligent thinking A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and ...
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DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS! [ MOHIT ] DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS! Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry, they are IAS Officers now. Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) ————————- Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) ————————- Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) ————————- Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) ————————- Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) ————————- Q. If you throw a red stone into t...

ITS FUUNY

Height of Orkutism - Orkut Fun HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:Two persons fighting through scraps. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:Receiving no scaps for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:The scrap server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:Writing a love scrap and doing a 'Send All. HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and gettinga reply. HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:A person sending scap to himself. HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match. HEIGHT OF REPETITION:Forwarding a scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded back to you by some one in the receiving chain.